I'm Friendly But My Wife Isn't T‑Shirt — Funny Couples Humor Tee

A lightweight, everyday tee that speaks with quiet confidence. This crew-neck shirt is soft to the touch and sits with a clean retail fit, letting the bold back script make the statement without shouting, "I'm Friendly, But My Wife Isn't, Don't Touch". Wear it on neighborhood walks, backyard barbecues, or while running errands — it's guaranteed to spark a conversation and laughs. The breathable Airlume combed cotton keeps you cool and comfortable; ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and side seams keep the silhouette neat wash after wash. 

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring‑spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Side seams add structure and longer-lasting shape
- Tear-away label and REACH certification; sourced blanks from Honduras
- Durable, crisp print using DTF/DTG techniques for clear, long-lasting lettering

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry-clean