Pigeon Graphic T-Shirt — “If I Were a Pigeon, I Know Who I’d Shit On” Cute Bird Tee

This softstyle tee carries a cheeky pigeon illustration and a blunt message, "If I were a pigeon... I know who I'd shit on." Lightweight and smooth against the skin, the shirt hangs casually on city streets, coffee shop corners, and late-night walks — the kind of piece you reach for when you want to joke without having to explain. The design reads like a private joke between the wearer and anyone who gets their sense of humor: a little absurd, unapologetically honest, and perfectly suited to someone who loves offbeat bird art and dry sarcasm. Wear it layered under a denim jacket for market mornings or alone when you want your outfit to do the talking. 

Product features
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (soft, smooth, great for printing)


Care instructions
- Do not dry-clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors