Retired Mode All Day Every Day - Funny Retirement Hoodie

Slip into the ‘Retired Mode All Day Every Day’ hoodie and feel the slow, easy rhythm of mornings that belong only to you. This midweight fleece wraps you in a gentle, familiar warmth — the kind that invites long porch coffee, lazy afternoons in a workshop, or impromptu naps on the couch. The dropped shoulders and pouch pocket give it a relaxed, lived-in look, while the soft cotton face and substantial weight make it cozy without being bulky. 

Product features
- Midweight fleece (8.4 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk
- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for easy layering
- Convenient pouch pocket to warm hands or hold essentials
- Soft cotton-faced blend (varies by color) with tear-away label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
- Do not dry-clean