Retirement T-Shirt — "It's 5 O'Clock Everywhere" Tropical Vacation Tee

Slip into the slow, sun-soaked rhythm of retirement with this tropical vacation tee. Soft, lightweight cotton rests against your skin as you imagine palm shadows and ocean breezes. The relaxed crew neck and classic fit let you lean into easy days — porch chats, late-afternoon siestas, or a spontaneous happy hour on the patio. Wear it on that first big getaway, at a backyard send-off, or whenever you want to announce that clocking out has become a lifestyle.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, smooth, great for printing
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, comfortable drape
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability


Care instructions
- Do not dry-clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors