Self-Employed Staff T-Shirt If You See Me Talking To Myself Just Move Along I’m Self-Employed We’re Having A Staff Meeting!

Wear this tee like a quiet punchline. The bold, self-employed staff-meeting slogan lands like a wry shrug—equal parts humor and hustle—made for people who run their own show, juggle projects, or keep a home-office empire humming. Lightweight and smooth, it drapes easily on late-morning coffee runs, client video calls, or backyard brainstorming sessions.

This tee speaks to makers, freelancers, and small-business founders who appreciate practical comfort and a dry sense of humor. Wear it to casual networking meetups, low-key launch parties, remote workdays, or when you’re steering a weekend project. The shirt keeps the mood light while quietly announcing who’s calling the shots.

Product features
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — smooth, durable, great for printing

Care instructions
- Do not dry-clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors